Participation Information
UK Series 1, 2
Team Members Assistant
Other Entries My Bestest Robot
Robot Statistics
Weapons None

Robot statistics correct as of its most recent appearance on the show

"It has no weapons, it has no armour and its only real way, its only tactical way of destroying the enemy is to confuse it with its rather ill-placed stickers."
— Adam

Rowbott is a small cube shaped robot built by the Assistant for Series 1 of Banter Wars. It is a pathetic robot with no weaponry or srimech, which lead to it easily beaten in the eliminators in Series 1 with little to no effort by Phallus Chopper-Offer. After its terrible performance the Assistant injected it with "make better robot drugs" to create My Bestest Robot which performed just as poorly. Rowbott will compete only in the Sumo in Series 2.

Robot History Edit


Rowbott cornered

Rowbott was up against Phallus Chopper-Offer and heat favorite The Rib Massager. Almost immediately Phallus Chopper-Offer charged towards Rowbott and shoved it into the corner, slashing at it as it drove further, with The Rib Massager also landing blows on Rowbott and Phallus Chopper-Offer. Eventually both Phallus Chopper-Offer and The Rib Massager back away and fight one another, leaving Rowbott to slowly move, but not fast enough as it is counted out, which meant Rowbott was eliminated from the competition.

Results Edit

Series 1
Heat A, Eliminator vs. Phallus Chopper-Offer, The Rib Massager Eliminated

Wins/Losses Edit

  • Wins: 0
  • Losses: 1

Series Record Edit

  • Series 1: Round 1
  • Series 1.5: Did not enter
  • Series 2: Sumo